Rambling 1 - Gentlemen

Hello world!

I keep changing my blog, as I don't feel I can properly keep to one topic, as my mind is everywhere at one place. But I do think my ramblings are interesting enough that someone exciting (like you, Sir!) would be interested in reading them.

Now, I am 20 year old Psychology student in my final year. So yes boys and girls, I am a little bit strange, I must warn you.

Today ladies and gentlemen, I am rambling about gentlemen.

"What about them?", I hear you cry (mumble, sob, etc).

Where. Are. They.

Seriously what is going on. Ok. I am going to be a little hypocritical (read: I have double standards) as I am not lady like, I swear like a sailor and talk about unladylike things (read: penises) pretty much all day, mainly because I am poorly (un) educated.

Example 1: Today, we wait for a car park space in the hell of our university car park. We sit in one of the rows (in the car, obviously) waiting for someone to come out.

Someone walks to their car in the same row as us, so we drive up to the space.

Some dick.wad. comes along, the opposite direction and waits too, and then, steals our fucking space.

STEALS.

Who the fuck steals from a woman apart from drug dealers. And no drug dealer is going to want anything to do with a damn car park space. Dude, that ain't going to get you no crack you arsehole.
So yes, this man was not only a bastard by stealing my space, but also, after waiting longer than him, did not even consider offering it to us. Dismissing (mocking) us with a mere smile and a shrug of his shoulders.

If it had been possible, I would have run. that. Mother. down.

Example 2: Door holding.

Ok I know some women are like "I don't need no man to hold a door open for me". Fuck off. It's NICE, and courteous and stuff.

What I would like men, is you NOT to just slam the door in my face, or to look back at me, and decide to let me struggle on my own. Ok I am all for equal rights and that, but seriously, there is nothing kind about having a door slammed in your face.

I hold doors open for other people, I don't just look back at them pathetically and go 'fuck it, do it yourself'

Man up.

Be nice to me.
Hold the door open.
I will say thank you I promise.
I won't go on about equal rights.
It's NICE.

Please be nice men.

If you are nice, you get sexy sexy from women.

Not me necessarily, thank your Lord (as I am a whole can of crazy you don't want to open/have sex with)

but yes.

Please come back gentlemen. I'm sorry if my swearing scared you.
I do want you.

I keep getting stuck in doors from indecisive pseudo gentlemen.
It hurts.

Physically.


Love.

x