Anxiety Man

Girls and boys, today we are going to talk about Anxiety Man. One of the worst damn villains out there.

Anxiety man is a bastard.
Anxiety man will get people when you need to concentrate most, in exams, around essay deadlines, public speaking, sexual encounters with sexy people, public places.
These are normal God fearing people.

Now Anxiety Man can also be a bastard, picking on a few selective people to just give chronic anxiety to.
His powers of crippling heart racing and fear, along with the stomach churning and nervous energy of death are enough to send anyone to the crazy home.
Anxiety Man makes you stay in your house for days on end as you are too scared to face the world
Anxiety Man goes to clubs and makes you feel terrified of EVERYONE.
Anxiety Man, fucks you up.

Anxiety Man makes you fearful of everything, and makes your heart race when you are just sitting on your own.
Anxiety Man stops you eating for a whole day because he feels like being a douchebag.
Anxiety Man makes you fearful of saying the things you want to.
Anxiety Man is a dickhead..
Anxiety Man cannot be beaten with a 2 morning course at the community centre.
Anxiety Man does not have an foe.
Anxiety Man kills kittens

Anxiety Man is a TORY

Anxiety Man even fucks with people who do yoga.

And Anxiety Man makes you hate cake.

FUCK YOU ANXIETY MAN.


I'm fighting back.
With hot chocolate and Frosties.

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